Another of Tom's humorous publicity articles for the club.

Toms May Output

You may not need reminding that the date of the general election is Thursday 7 May 2015.
There was an interesting slogan around the world that ran, “Vote early, Vote often!”

I am sure that this did not apply in Fordingbridge Camera Club.
This is an honourable and friendly, go-ahead club. We meet at Avonway Community Centre at 7.30pm on alternate Wednesdays. Our website, has our programme for the season. It is a mixture of talks by visiting top photographers coupled with opportunities to show your work and have it commented on by experienced photographic judges.
Visitors are always welcome for a small fee.
In addition to our regular meetings we are devoting many evenings for those who want, as a group, to set themselves new challenges and then to review the results collectively. These additional sessions have proven to be very popular but are only open to club members.
Our Club year finishes in mid-June but we will be at many of the local country shows throughout the summer, including the Fordingbridge Festival on Saturday 19 July. Ellingham Show follows on Saturday 8th August and Frogham Fair on Saturday 29th August.
Call in and see us, we are not as bad as you may think. We are happy to discuss photography with anyone, and we can probably learn from you.
I have taken to browsing through my dictionary so that I can raise the standard of these articles but - can these definitions be correct?
Stalemate (stale•mate) n. A leading cause of divorce.
Inkwell n. An accomplished tattooist.
And talking about elections;
Politician n Someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.